Novacaine Rhapsody - Green Day and Queen Mashup
If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOUeveryone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!
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The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)
✘ Help us get rid of some stuff!
Because of our upcoming trip to Disneyland—where we will undoubtedly buy a lot of merch we do not currently have room for—we’re doing a giveaway to make space for things that we get while we’re there.✘ Details
- You must be following frickgerard and desparate. We will check, so please don’t lie!
- Reblog this as much as you want. Likes do not count towards winning, but you can like this post to bookmark it.
- Giveaway blogs don’t count. Please reblog this to your actual blog!
- We’re paying for shipping and we’ll ship internationally!✘ Prizes
- My Chemical Romance tank top - L (x)
- My Chemical Romance sweater - M (x)
- My Chemical Romance shirt - M (x)
- Fall Out Boy anchor shirt - L (x)
- Brand New Daisy shirt - M (x)
- Of Mice & Men shirt - M (x)
- La Dispute sweater - M (x)
- 2 phone cases of your choice from Etsy (x)
- Your choice of either a cat mug or a dog mug (x, x)
- Custom threaded headphones in 1-3 colors of your choice (x)
- Any two pieces of jewelry from Etsy that total ≤ $30 (x)
Other:✘ The winner will be chosen on Wednesday, December 11th.✘ Update
If this reaches 5,000 notes, I’ll throw in a picture of MCR that Gerard signed (x)
Reminder that this is ending soon so make sure you reblog!!
hey guys this ends tonight at midnight (pst) so keep reblogging if you want a chance to win!!!
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
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thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful
"a friend" wouldnt have sent you a seizure-inducing screamer
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
Disappointed in whoever scrolls past this
((I’m not surprised if I don’t get a reblog.not at all…))
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY